Now, let us begin at the beginning and tell me what the fuck
Is going on here. I mean all this foliage... I mean, all this flora is blissfull,
I am just not so sure about the rest of your garden; where the hell is the garden hose,
The rake, bags of fertilizer? A trellis would be nice... some garden nymphs... a green gazebo
With lots of shady trees surrounding it so we can sit on afternoons such as this
And read or do our knitting... by the way... a trellis with grape vines would be nice, too.
I do not care about the rest of the yard. Of course, a great big green lawn, kept nicely trimmed, is suitable.
We could install a sprinkler system to keep the grass adequately watered, right?
There should be lots of roses. Doesn't everybody love lots of roses, especially red ones?
You know what would really be great? A small garden just for sunflowers. I just love sunflowers!
They always remind me of Vincent Van Gogh. Oh, and besides lots of red roses there should be lots of yellow roses.
And a small garden of sunflowers... shit, that is all you need for a great garden. Screw all other kinds of flowers!
Let some other putz plant a garden full of other flowers. Who needs them, right?
Roses and sunflowers... a spectacular green gazebo... don't forget the fucking green gazebo... lots of shady trees,
And a goddamn trellis with grape vines. Damn, that would make for a fine garden!
Oh, look, here comes Alice with a tray of lemonade.